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eKENTUCKYTENNESSEE South CAROLINA ALABAMA VIR J GJNIA North OARQLINAGEOR i OIA and MISSISSIPPI I ei t I IUUIU Tkre Dally tValt B tMi Loalt rill aa4 rnllllon flbnaratloa Chair Cart traits hays and arrlTLoalTUIfrem8T at j il BtrMfDnton JIIlnl DpOteeuiI4tIl1VltktThliSOfthI tI Forlaformatloaa4ra 1 i AWiDojPkTAIS1tk- p AT teal TifIt J t 1 tru n Tinxii Aiititaat SF A LoabrrfU i Detr Traffic t1wa4Izai 1 ArU 44I I kI I IThICKS 1 I Played by Types Throughout the Country I Amusing Mistakes That Have Appeared in Pnttica C ttons Recently Tko newspaper business like other occupations Is not without tts freaks which arfse prllkeSpaily IrenV typo graphical errors The errors are eatetlme humorns generally em q aJfiya atrP1cnIs- h from the managing editor mad ef profawr silence 110 the proof ttsJwT1 4 Ml M > Any old ntwipspcr nan ccnld read recall nndript ouecf mistakes arM i frothettahspoiltlon ot the type which at times entail no end of trDle Nor fifth types always tctjlriime A familiar example Is an advertise gent la verse written by a man in Iront ota ahow n which w14 intended to read u follows Prom half past erghttiIrhaifpat tea You laugh and laugh and laugh again oflUit time of day by figures and so the faithful typo coilv rtillt Into Frdra Sfjo toioyjo1 Von laugh and laughand laugh again a a The writes beat work as proof on tht Lcxlngtoa Morning Herald SepemWrV lotf the tlmV the disastrouTGalvesyto food A ew days Inter a fire br9 ke out in th- ee thrjdd city and forty bodiw were burned The managing editor wrltUrf t a Headline over the i > tc1 40 Bodies Cremated The proof reader left oat the Yln the last word making the headline reid 4o BodleaCreated Ii Ii a Recently a dlitlngnfahcd editorial writer In dlsinaiUg the action ole- ertalit Senator characterized him as a blaWering SeYator Imagln his siohltioii to nkimorBlngte ead plundering Senator Tbetf I irsxaiinr ea 4 waysVf JBiirnjf polaph1da aUtake lasT office that the wonder I a SACbat made It would be to leng a storI detail how mix ups oocarlatke composlng room Even alter the prTtr basii hVar tide crrrtctly BtUtakeo ate likely to Ww Ppit ttj that occurred wll the past few mtaths The printer had settwo ar tlclerwrrtctly both hot oats One was a raierai aoticaani the other nbV tlce ofTdI1tflfi1tE Thp per came out with the headline over the diasolntloa pale Pniftrar rfotlee The headline over the notice of the funeral of some food old soul wAs DlssolaUia Notl l The Chtcagb InterOceatf if auttibr tyJor the fQlI wll1f heart rendering account of a marriage which la sonic mysterious way B mixed uwtth a report of till IItockmuketa IIThe church was finely decorated with holly and evergreen and theai tar was hidden In a wethof flowers of the recesses rosa rare tropical pianfsahd from tHe celling bung fiT teen western aiwhich at this time of year are scarce and correspohdlrig1 ly dear at 8Sijc per ponrid There was Vis J atf active demand for choice Iambi anlr farskf rseisTor the Mlsi alppl river eaa pr fitailfurr to sheep raising iitd take ite bride wnb wore a gown of corded silk a crea tibii of Worths Watte pearl orna ¬ ments Then came the maloToflionoV the cousin 01 the Wide Miss Henrietta Blower pt Chicago wearing a dress of white tulle with diarndndoha ¬ ments and she was followed by a bnlcK oV Montant ah J pr which Bleat ed most pltepuslyai they Were driven on board and shipped to the winter hotels in Bennndcr rbe will betut entralne end slightly decollette and alter the rest of the party had reached the rail the minister turned and said Impressively I pan not bid more than 6l cents for State veals but ca blegramrfrom London tiuote refriger ted bef ata cethnwlhnll1ite hit 1 LOO P4J for a twit of chtice ItIndiana therowaL or th mar ricbfticltt t ui tmi6jtteYfirtier who is kn6wa to bear ajtukirfgfremblaucetqt Con t f11 dlld rha mr IL II IIazQ tnrn tttdiafrP 1I 6tervec1 itk i1lirpt MfjJiA1Fr hoa1 l tt bitl i ceaS 1 eai a a One tuof4j1oTht- iii Ohio ppetwre ee atfBonBI thThe8- eotu S debt yeter fl T is pa o tk s ithitbsai- oiilijppcr 1 e1riaditd1 bitter controversy Interesting none but themselves laughed that day as the poet says in ghoulish glee and it was up to the morning paper next day to explain that the types made them say the Scotus did so and aol when the telegraph editor should have known that the work wax mere ¬ I ly the cipher code of his Washington correspondent for the Supreme Court ot the United States N a a a An editorial In The Lexington Her ¬ ald recently contained the phrase joust ol n summer knight or rather it should have contained that express Ion However between the typeset- ter proof reader and copy holder the phrase came out the next morning the jest oi a summer night it a Somettmbeptoofrcader falls to correct and sometimes he doth cor- rect ¬ too much The sporting editor of a San Francisco newspaper had among his notes an item which said The young salmon are beginning to run The next morning the state- ment ¬ was printed on his page that The young salmon are beginning to swim When the editor asked how it happened the proof reader said cheerily Thats all right Billy You had that mixed up with your turf stuff but I straightened it out for you But why didnt you let it go as I wrote m persisted the editor I I couldnt was the reply Who- ever heard of a fish running a The following bull is going theI rounds oi the country press A cerI lln paper in detailing an account of gross offense to a highly respected IIre Vage however was nt MwdlSed to bee In her home paper that lIerI breast wAs filled with rags a a a I Last month a Lexington pastor an bounced through the papers that he jwoald preach on The Cup in Benja mines Sack The Herald ainounced the subject of his sermon as it should have been The Cup in Benjamlnes Sack Pie of the other Lexington papers announced It to be The Cub in BeuI famines Sack while the third paper hU subject to be The PapI nBejtantLeaSoekt lOa Suntaya preacher in McKecs ROCll Fa took for his text Be Ye Therefore Steadfast which being Dterpreted in the weekly paper aeant Be Ye There for Breakfast i Style II everything in a newspaper jlmc and some papers spell theaI ire centre llvre and so on wIth a final er That is why one jot these papers a while ago announc ¬ ed that a celebrated French actor re ctived a salary of S300 livers It Ia not improbable that the h in the orah originated in some luck way though the modern way ol spelling the word is so ancient that the mode ot spelling the word was not in a typographical error but more probably in an error in copying To the mpnor born too is sug ¬ gestive of a possibility ot incorrect copying or an early typographical er- ror Shakespear wrote the expres ¬ sion To the manner born One source of annoyance that has always existed In connection with newspapers is the misspelling of prop ¬ let names which is generally due not much to an accident on the part ot the typesetter as it is to the negli ¬ genre of the writer ot the manuscript Many newspaper offices require the reporters to print the names of people unless they uBe typewriters Ir Danger of Colds and LaGrlppo The greatest danger from colds and la grippe is their resulting in pneu ¬ monia If reasonable care is used however and Chamberlains Cough Remedy taken all danger wilt be avoided Among the tens of thous Ods who havjaed thlll rrnedy for these dISwebave yet to learn ofa slllg tile having resulted In piienmoni which shows conclusive ¬ ly thai It Is a certain preventive of that dangerous malady It wilt cure a cold or an attact of la grippe in less time thin any other treatment It Is pleasant and safe to take For sale by all druggists m S CA1It onX4Bo- an the ltn tliiil Yoa Han Always Baaght Blnitu 111 I rf or I A Great Chance to Secure Ex qnisite Photographs Free I The series of Stage Favorites an People of Nte issued by the Bun I Hclntoah Studio has heretofore re ¬ tailed for iioo a piece and all who could obtain them thought them cheap at that price The Lexington exI ¬ I this series every Sunday to every sub- scriber ¬ It is a greet opportunity for any one to secure this series oi ex quiilte photographs by simply sub ¬ scribing for The Herald which is 600 a year 300 for six months Ia Idii WAR STORIES A Narrow Escape By Henry Harned of Boston Dur ¬ lug the War Spoke in Time to Save Himself From BelngSbot by WS Hill a Comrade During the Civil War a number of soldiers met death by accident and from mistakes made by men of their own companies Many instances O- ccurred ¬ in the Orphan Brigade one of which befell a Nelson couatymai Mr Henry SHarned who came near being shot by his friend Wm S B Hill of Boston The story of the oc ¬ currence is as follows When the Confederates were at Kenesaw on June ao 1864 an order wqs sent at midnight to withdraw the detail from the skirmish pits retaken by them under Maj Rogers The men ol the Sixth Kentucky did not receive It and were left until their absence was reported at headquarters and Capt Buchanan sent speedily to them Among them were Lleut Prank Bar ned Wm S B Hill Milton B Stotta and H S Harned There was con ¬ HUlli on the extreme right Harned got warning first and started to creep along the line to notify the other As the enemy was known to be near and even a slight noise or the appearance- of a moving object was likely to bring a shot he was keeping close to the ground and moving cautiously along the front of the line when Hill who had heard nothing perceived what he took to be a Federal picket at the distance of about twenty yards creep- Ing upon him Bringing his dale to bear he cocked it Hamed for ¬ tunately was near enough to hear the click and realizing his danger spoke his name Recognizing the voice of a comrade to whom he was more than ordinarily attacked and realizing that but for the timely warning he would have shot him to death Hilt was seized with such a tremor that he dropped his gun and was for a mo- ment ¬ dizzy and sick Having thus escaped death for tleeae and and dis ¬ traction for the other they maiJefthelf1 way back to the main lines While many sad things occurred to dampen the soldiers ardor many amusing ones occurred to enliven them and when opportunity offerred the members of the Brigade were not slow to grasp it Sergt Jasper All derson who was a native ot Nelson and who was a member of Company B 9th Ky and known to almost ev ¬ ery one as Jap had the distinction among others of being the onlyweb foot who ever beat a Morgan man when property rights were considered He was accused by some of those roughrIders of having stolen one of their mule and they said that a man who could steal a mule from them made a record After Morgan and Hunt had com ¬ pelted the Federal outpost at Harts ville tq surrender and the Confeder ¬ ates were hastily gathering up arms and other property with which the en ¬ campment abounded preparatory to successful and hasty retreat which followed Jap found a red mule with a blind bridle on roaming around and took possession of him He seemed to have a quick eye for the supply and medical departments as being most promising and coon had this mule loaded with a dczen large U S blankets and about thirty pounds of coflee and a dozen canteens of apple brandyHaving mounted and set out for the ferry he was halted fcy a cavalryman who demanded the mule under order ol General Morgan that all infantry men should be promptly dismounted Anderson replied that the tunic be longed to headquarters and that they would have to go to Capt Morehead then in command of the Ninth Regi ¬ merit to see what he had to say about it- When Moorehead was found he said that Gent Morgan hid ordered all an ¬ imals to be given up and that he would have to comply But said Jap I cant do that Captain I have a valuable cargo here and I cant carry it myself What have you Well these blankets as you see and a big lot of coflee and something in the canteens Try a canteen The Captain took a taste and anew light shown In his face appJer Then he took another pull or two and wound up with Jap you keep that mule and stay along with headquarters Shoot the first cavalryman that tries to take him away from you And to the man who was waiting to dismount Anderson he said You tell John Morgan that this is mymnle he cant have him The provident and persuasive web- foot said afterward that he rode tht mule right along in front like a sufi officer slept at headquarters that night and rode him to Mnrfreesboro nut day and at last turned him loose when he had nothing for him to car ¬ ry Kentucky Standard v A Priceless Relic of Lincoln Soiled and faded torn and frayed a letter written by Abraham Lincoln a few months before his assassination hu been found in some rubbish and papers on Broadway near the post office It reads as tollowa Executive Masslon Washington Nov 23 1864 To Mrs Bixby Bos- ton ¬ Mass I have been shown in the file ol the War Department a state iment of the Adjutant General 01 Mas Mchuiettathatyou arehe motjber of five sons who died gloriously on the field of battle- I feel how weak and fruitless must be any word of mine which should at ¬ tempt to begule you from the grief ot a losi overwhelming But I cannot refrain Horn tendering you the conso ¬ lation that may be found in the thanks of the republic they died to save I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement and leave only the cherished memory of love and lost and the solemn pride that must be your to have laid to costly a sacrifice upon the alter of freedom p Depopulation of France Prance presents the spectacle of a country that is slowly but surely be ¬ coming depopulated notwithstanding her wealth in the things necessary to prolong life This fact has long been observed but has not attracted the at ¬ tentlon it deserves Gradually how ¬ ever the malign conditions that fore- tell ¬ the fate ot tie country have be ¬ comA more aypartat to the casual ob ¬ server and they have now reached a point where they cannot be ignored by any friend or wellwisher of the French republic aid people The lifeblood of the nation is being wiped out and Frenchmen wilt eventually be only an historic memory unless some effective stepsare taken to check their declmlnation The Increase in poponlatlon in Prance just now is practically Imper ¬ ceptible During the past five years it has amounted to only 444613 or iSper cent this gives a yearly aver lie of only threetenths of z per cent Seeutyfiveyean ago the exceisol births over deaths in that country was 6 1 in every 10000 of population PEtty years ago this excess had fallen to 41 tkirty five years ago it was only 25 twenty yCari ago it had dropped to 17 ten years ago It was 6 and now it has fallen to 3 At this rate zero wilt be reached In a Sew years and then the depopulation of Prance will have actually begun In reply to inquiries we have pleas ¬ ure in announcing that Elys Liquid Cream Balm is like the solid prepara ¬ tion of that admirable remedy in that it cleanses and heals membrances af fected by nasal catarrh There is no drying or sneazlng The Liquid Cream Balm is adapted to use by pa ¬ tients who have trouble in inhaling through the nose and prefer spraying The price including spraying tube is 75 cents Sold by druggists or mailed by Ely Brothers 56 Warren Street New York S Ousted the Blind Tier Man Says the Horse Cave Gazette As Mark Twain woulfl say the people of Bonnievllle are on it blggern an In jln They seem to be laying for law ¬ breakers The other day a man came to that town and ostensibly opened a barber shop It was not long until the suspicion of the people were aroused He did nat have the proverbial sign Ill shave you for nothing and give you a drink but it was Ill shave you for noth ¬ ing and sell you a drink But it was not long until this sapient son of Bacchus saw the sharp end of the long trigger of K trap and decamped Hurrah for the good people of Bon nleville They are made of the right kind of stuff CAS OnX4 Bun ti HIIIAlwars Built BIcuiu f The practice some people have of sending their money to snail order houses for articles of commerce that could be obtained from their home merchants for the same money qual ¬ ity considered is an enormous one In these days sharp competition in all lines of merchandise has brought prices as low as practicable and the person wko is misled by the pretty words and promises found in the cat ¬ alogues of snail order houses will come to realize alter it id too late that they have been swindled There is not an instance where a person can buy ah article from these mail order concerns any cheaper than they can buy ot their local merchants and the fact that large quantities of the for ¬ eign goods are shipped back astute buyers who take the pains to exam ¬ ine the goods before recelvln them is pi oof that the above iii fact DISAPPOINTED IN LOVE Were Some of the Worlds Great ¬ est Men m Their Young ¬ er Days It may be of some consolation to the rejected lover to remember that many of the greatest men in history have suffered equal pangs and snrvlv ed the same ordeal to find marriage happiness elsewhere Even Byron that most beautiful and fitted of men had more than his share of refusals and one of them at least accomplished by words which wuloaJya ess of tome beauty who was two years older than himself Bnt Miss Chaworth treated all the boys shy advances with laughter and contempt and although he was suf feting the tortures of the lost fOr her sake refused to take him seriously But the crowning blow came when in an adjoining room he overhead Miss Chaworth say to her maid Do you think I could care anything for that lame boy This cruel speech he afterwards said was like a shot through my heart Although it was late and pitch dark I darted out oi the house and never stopped run ¬ ning until I reached Newstead Shelley too almost as handsome and as gitted as Byron knew from more than one experiencethe pangs of rejection Alter he had been ex pelted from Oxford and gone to Lon ¬ don with his fellow culprit Hogg to live he felt violently in love with his landladys daughter who bore the nnromatic name of Eliza Jenkins but Eliza even though he threatened to commit suicide in his dlspalr refused to have anything to do with him and when a few mouths later having though better ot his suicidal threat he sought to console himself by pay Ing court to Miss Harrietts Grove a1 pretty cousin she was so alarmed at his heterodoxies that she sent him very decidedly about his business When Sheridan following the ex ¬ ample of many other amorous young men felt over head and ears in love with Miss Llnleythe beautiful singer she only laughed at his ardor and made laces at him behind his back and yet he used that subtile and elo- quent tongue of his with such purpose that he actually ran away with her to a French nunnery and married her after fighting several duels with hid rivals and her persecutors When Burke the great politician and orator was a student at Trinity College Dublin he Is said to hav had more than one love disappoint ¬ ment His first Infatuation was tot the daughter of a small pnblicani whose dark eyes fired the blood of the young Irishman bnt after co ¬ quetting with him for a short time she jilted him in the most heartless fashion IRs success too with his countrywoman Margaret Worffing ton was no greater although he re ¬ mained her loyal lover to the last When Abraham Lincoln as a youth of eighteen was living In a rude log cabin In Spencer county Ind and picking up the rudiments of educe ¬ tion in the intervals of railsplitting and plowing he fell in love with the daughter of a poor Irish settler in a neighboring log cabin and after many clumsy failures to declare his love to her in person penned one of his first letters asking her to become his wileHe never received an answer to this clumsy effusion as he afterwards called it but when he next met Bridget she tossed her head and looked another way She was much too good she was said to have declar ed to marry a gawky farm laborer Then it was that Lincoln left the pa ¬ rental cabin and voyaged as a hired hand on a flatboad into a greater world which before long was to ring with the name of that gawky farm boy When thirteen years or so later Abraham Lincoln became President of the United States Bridget was still living the slatternly wife of a farm laborer in a log cabin and still pre ¬ served the ill penned letter which might if she had been wise made her the first lady of the land It is well known that Jean Blbtlste Bernadotte when he was a private of marines was indignantly refused by a girl of very humble rank who thought herself much too good to marry a common soldier What her reflections were in later years when the despised private was the powerful King Christian XIV of Sweeden and Norway history does record p lam an ardent believer In signs and amens The following are infal- lible ¬ It is an ill omen to stumble when crossing a track in front oi an express train Falling against an ac ¬ tive buzzsaw Is the worat possible luck it frequently precedes an ace ¬ dent of some sort To walk out of a fourth story window in ones sleep Is an almost unfailing sign of approach death No man with an atom 61SU to1Ieep I IlIf lines Trying to stop a descendlig pile driver with the hands Is a portent of mutilation Arsenic taken in large quantities is believed to have a marked effect upon the takers future JUe To meet a bull in the middle 01 a lot while wearing red signifies you will soon rise in the world It is un ¬ lucky to sleep out of doors in such a position that the lull moon will shine in the face when the temperature Is below zero Wearing a crash suit during blizzard unless accompanied by a rabbits foot is apt to cast n malign spell on the lungs Made a Fortune by Mistake Did you ever hear of a fortune made though a mistake Such is the rec ord 01 George H Bradley Niagara countys most prominent fruit grower who died at his home in Somerset a few days ago says the New York WorldBack in the early forties when the Niagara farmers began to discover that the soil was especially adapted to fruit growing Mr Bradley decided toset out an orchard Mr Bradley ordered the usual list of varieties Greenings Northern Spies Baldwin and Russets and just one row of an unfamiliar variety Duchess of Oldenbnrgs as an experi- ment ¬ The order ran into several thousand trees and was placed with an Eastern nurseryman A month later a carload of trees ar ¬ rived and were set out by a gang of twenty laborers and another carload followed and were likewise set in the ground The orchard extendedalong ths lake shore for nearly a halfmile When picking time came strange surprise greeted Mr Bradley for ev- ery ¬ row of apple trees in his orchard bore the Dutches of Oldenburg vane ¬ ty ot fruit Handsome and palatable the ap pies were marketable at good prices from the start and as it was an unu ¬ sual variety there was a growing de ¬ maud for it Buyers flocked to Brad- ley ¬ and he was soon getting fancy prices for his crop That sixty acres ae Oldenburgs proved a gold mine One year Brad Icy sold his crop for 8750 and many years the figures ran above 5000 It was never known just how the nurserymans mistake occurred 0 a S3 TO 333 A Btati tit yt Td Kind Til Mars Knit BtqgM Btguttn d it General Information Iron can be drawn into thinner wire than any other metal except goldThere is one wood much lighter than cork This is the marsh anoua found in Brazil The one hundred and fiftieth aunt ¬ versary of Benjamin v Franklins kite flying is near at hand Yellow stains in either timber or lumber are an Indication of dry rot and are regarded as an Injury to the tree or wood The gourd rattle used among the Zunis of New Mexico is made of a gourd with a wooden handle a lew pebbles of beans being placed inside Native gold always contains some silver and generally a little copper Platinum and silver are also found native but the baser metals are near ¬ ly always alloyed with other ele ¬ mentsFisherman say that a lobster gains half a pound in weight each year oi Its life The record lobster caught on the south coast was taken to the Needles lighthouse and weighed over eight pounds The naming of a Japanese baby is not simply the bestowing of a name upon It soon after its birth by which it shall be known during its lifetime The name of a Japanese is Changed at various periods of its life E P Stephens a prominent horti ¬ culturist of Nebraska has distributed free to farmers of his State 45000 ap ¬ pIe trees on condition that they wilt be cultivated according to his direc ¬ tion Mr Stephens will receive ode half of the yield for a certain number of years THE HOME GOLD CURE An Ingenious Treatment by Which Drunkards are Being Cured Dally In Splto of Thamaalvn No Noxious Doses No Weakening the Nerves A Pleasant and Pqsl ¬ tive Cure for tho Liquor It is now generally understood that Drunkness is a disease and ootr weakness A body filled with f I and nerves completely sliatteredIiyp- ariodical or constant use of iStox icating liquors requires an antidote capable ot neutralizing and eradicat ¬ lug this poison and destroying e craving for intoxatants SoBerers HbmeI or business by this wonderful Home Cold Cure which has been perfected after many years of close study and treatment of inebriates The falthV ful nseaccordingito direcHaaa f tlHr wonderful discovery is positively guaranteed to cure the most obstinate case no matter how hard a drinker Our records show the marvelous transformation oi thousands of Drank ards into sober Industrious and upr- ight men Wives cure your husbands 1 1 Chili dren cure your fathers This rim edy is in no sense a nostrum but Is specific for this disease only and Is so skillfully devised and prepared that it is thoroughly soluble and pleasant to the taste so that it can be given in a cup of tea or coflee with ¬ out the knowledge of the person tak ¬ 4 ing it Thousands drunkards have cure themselves with this priceles remedy and as mauy more have beta menbyhaving loving friends and relatives without their knowledge in coffee or tea and believe today that discontinued drinking of their own free will Do not wait Do not be deluded by ap- parent ¬ and leading improvement Drive out the disease at once and for all time The The Home Gold Cure is sold at the extremely low price of One Dollar thus placing within reach of everybody a treat ment more effectual than others coi- ting26 ¬ to 50 Full directions ac¬ company each package Special ad- vice ¬ by physicians when re- quested without extra charge Sent prepaid to any part of the world oa AddlellDopti and 2332 Market street Philadelphia All correspondents strictly confids entlal Mark Twains Criticism Samuel J Clemens better known as Mark Twain says that Mrs wftl lam Astor has Insulted him Mr Clemens has taken umbrage at a re- mark ¬ which Mrs Astor made just Ie JYIwhat The men who have amassed their millions in all sorts of ways hive not had advantages in their youth they have never had the college education without which nomancanbCagen ¬ tleman This is what Mr Clemens said Why thats a direct personal in ¬ suit Mrs Astor and t will have a falling out over that Im afraid To be told to my face that I am nogen ¬ tleman and all because I wasnt for ¬ tunate enough to have a rich fitherto send me to college Its too bad too bad Perhaps Mrs Astor when she uses the word gentleman doesnt have the same meaning in view that we other rude people have She probably means a leader of cotillions spick and span dandy who khtiws enough to observe the ordinary rules of politeness when he lion parade Why Mrs Astor can not mean that Andrew Carnegie is no gentleman or that Abraham Lincoln wasnt they hod no college education a DruRist ASK CATARRH for 10 CENT TRIAL SIZE ELYS CREAM BAlM OlTM Itellel at one 0lloralanel awaY n cold In the HEADorbe4 protect the VnmbMn llMtora the Snee 0 Tante and Smell Full ill Me trill tin Idc at druwglte by noli ELY 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Tko newspaper business like otheroccupations Is not without tts freakswhich arfse prllkeSpaily IrenV typographical errors The errors areeatetlme humorns generally em

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recall nndript ouecf mistakesarM i frothettahspoiltlon ot thetype which at times entail no end oftrDle Nor fifth types alwaystctjlriime

A familiar example Is an advertisegent la verse written by a man inIront ota ahow n which w14 intendedto read u followsProm half past erghttiIrhaifpat teaYou laugh and laugh and laugh again

oflUittime of day by figures and so thefaithful typo coilv rtillt IntoFrdra Sfjo toioyjo1Von laugh and laughand laugh again

a aThe writes beat work as proof

on tht Lcxlngtoa MorningHerald SepemWrV lotf the tlmV

the disastrouTGalvesyto food Aew days Inter a fire br9 ke out in th-ee thrjdd city and forty bodiw

were burned The managing editorwrltUrf t a Headline over the i >

tc1 40 Bodies Cremated Theproof reader left oat the Yln thelast word making the headline reid

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Recently a dlitlngnfahcd editorialwriter In dlsinaiUg the action ole-ertalit Senator characterized him as

a blaWering SeYator Imaglnhis siohltioii to nkimorBlngteead plundering Senator

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WwPpit ttjthat occurred wll the past few

mtaths The printer had settwo artlclerwrrtctly both hot oats One

was a raierai aoticaani the other nbV

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The Chtcagb InterOceatf if auttibrtyJor the fQlI wll1f heart renderingaccount of a marriage which la sonicmysterious way B mixed uwtth areport of till IItockmuketa

IIThe church was finely decoratedwith holly and evergreen and theaitar was hidden In a wethof flowers

of the recesses rosa rare tropicalpianfsahd from tHe celling bung fiT

teen western aiwhich at this timeof year are scarce and correspohdlrig1

ly dear at 8Sijc per ponrid TherewasVis J atf active demand for choice

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mentsThen came the maloToflionoV the

cousin 01 the Wide Miss HenriettaBlower pt Chicago wearing a dressof white tulle with diarndndoha ¬

ments and she was followed by abnlcK oV Montant ahJpr which Bleat

ed most pltepuslyai they Were drivenon board and shipped to the winterhotels in Bennndcr rbe will betutentralne end slightly decollette andalter the rest of the party had reached

the rail the minister turned and saidImpressively I pan not bid morethan 6l cents for State veals but cablegramrfrom London tiuote refrigerted bef ata cethnwlhnll1itehit 1 LOO

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bitter controversy Interesting nonebut themselves laughed that day asthe poet says in ghoulish gleeand it was up to the morning papernext day to explain that the typesmade them say the Scotus did so andaol when the telegraph editor shouldhave known that the work wax mere ¬

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ald recently contained the phrasejoust ol n summer knight or rather

it should have contained that expressIon However between the typeset-

ter proof reader and copy holder thephrase came out the next morning

the jest oi a summer nightit a

Somettmbeptoofrcader falls tocorrect and sometimes he doth cor-

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too much The sporting editorof a San Francisco newspaper hadamong his notes an item which said

The young salmon are beginning torun The next morning the state-ment

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was printed on his page thatThe young salmon are beginning to

swim When the editor asked how

it happened the proof reader saidcheerily Thats all right BillyYou had that mixed up with yourturf stuff but I straightened it out foryou

But why didnt you let it go as Iwrote m persisted the editor

I I couldnt was the reply Who-

ever heard of a fish runninga

The following bull is going theIrounds oi the country press A cerIlln paper in detailing an account of

gross offense to a highly respectedIIreVage however was nt MwdlSed tobee In her home paper that lIerIbreast wAs filled with rags

a a aI

Last month a Lexington pastor anbounced through the papers that hejwoald preach on The Cup in Benjamines Sack

The Herald ainounced the subjectof his sermon as it should have been

The Cup in Benjamlnes SackPie of the other Lexington papersannounced It to be The Cub in BeuIfamines Sack while the third paper

hU subject to be The PapInBejtantLeaSoekt

lOa Suntaya preacher in McKecsROCll Fa took for his text Be YeTherefore Steadfast which beingDterpreted in the weekly paperaeant Be Ye There for Breakfast

i Style II everything in a newspaperjlmc and some papers spell theaIire centre llvre and so onwIth a final er That is why onejot these papers a while ago announc ¬

ed that a celebrated French actor rectived a salary of S300 livers

It Ia not improbable that the hin the orah originated in someluck way though the modern way olspelling the word is so ancient thatthe mode ot spelling the word was notin a typographical error but moreprobably in an error in copying

To the mpnor born too is sug ¬

gestive of a possibility ot incorrectcopying or an early typographical er-

ror Shakespear wrote the expres ¬

sion To the manner bornOne source of annoyance that has

always existed In connection withnewspapers is the misspelling of prop ¬

let names which is generally due notmuch to an accident on the part ot

the typesetter as it is to the negli ¬

genre of the writer ot the manuscriptMany newspaper offices require thereporters to print the names of peopleunless they uBe typewriters

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Danger of Colds and LaGrlppoThe greatest danger from colds and

la grippe is their resulting in pneu ¬

monia If reasonable care is usedhowever and Chamberlains CoughRemedy taken all danger wilt beavoided Among the tens of thousOds who havjaed thlll rrnedy forthese dISwebave yet to learnofa slllg tile having resulted Inpiienmoni which shows conclusive ¬

ly thai It Is a certain preventive ofthat dangerous malady It wilt curea cold or an attact of la grippe in lesstime thin any other treatment It Ispleasant and safe to take For saleby all druggists m

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WAR STORIES

A Narrow Escape By Henry

Harned of Boston Dur ¬

lug the War

Spoke in Time to Save Himself

From BelngSbot by WSHill a Comrade

During the Civil War a number ofsoldiers met death by accident andfrom mistakes made by men of theirown companies Many instances O-

ccurred

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in the Orphan Brigade one ofwhich befell a Nelson couatymaiMr Henry SHarned who came nearbeing shot by his friend Wm S B

Hill of Boston The story of the oc¬

currence is as followsWhen the Confederates were at

Kenesaw on June ao 1864 an orderwqs sent at midnight to withdraw thedetail from the skirmish pits retakenby them under Maj Rogers The menol the Sixth Kentucky did not receiveIt and were left until their absencewas reported at headquarters andCapt Buchanan sent speedily to themAmong them were Lleut Prank Barned Wm S B Hill Milton B Stottaand H S Harned There was con ¬HUllion the extreme right Harned gotwarning first and started to creepalong the line to notify the other Asthe enemy was known to be near andeven a slight noise or the appearance-of a moving object was likely to bringa shot he was keeping close to theground and moving cautiously alongthe front of the line when Hill whohad heard nothing perceived what hetook to be a Federal picket at thedistance of about twenty yards creep-Ing upon him Bringing his dale tobear he cocked it Hamed for ¬

tunately was near enough to hear theclick and realizing his danger spokehis name Recognizing the voice ofa comrade to whom he was more thanordinarily attacked and realizing thatbut for the timely warning he wouldhave shot him to death Hilt wasseized with such a tremor that hedropped his gun and was for a mo-

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dizzy and sick Having thusescaped death for tleeae and and dis¬

traction for the other they maiJefthelf1way back to the main lines

While many sad things occurred todampen the soldiers ardor manyamusing ones occurred to enliventhem and when opportunity offerredthe members of the Brigade were notslow to grasp it Sergt Jasper Allderson who was a native ot Nelsonand who was a member of CompanyB 9th Ky and known to almost ev¬

ery one as Jap had the distinctionamong others of being the onlywebfoot who ever beat a Morgan manwhen property rights were consideredHe was accused by some of thoseroughrIders of having stolen one oftheir mule and they said that a manwho could steal a mule from themmade a record

After Morgan and Hunt had com ¬

pelted the Federal outpost at Hartsville tq surrender and the Confeder ¬

ates were hastily gathering up armsand other property with which the en ¬

campment abounded preparatory tosuccessful and hasty retreat whichfollowed Jap found a red mule with ablind bridle on roaming around andtook possession of him He seemedto have a quick eye for the supplyand medical departments as beingmost promising and coon had thismule loaded with a dczen large U Sblankets and about thirty pounds ofcoflee and a dozen canteens of apple

brandyHavingmounted and set out for the

ferry he was halted fcy a cavalrymanwho demanded the mule under orderol General Morgan that all infantrymen should be promptly dismountedAnderson replied that the tunic belonged to headquarters and that theywould have to go to Capt Moreheadthen in command of the Ninth Regi ¬

merit to see what he had to sayabout it-

When Moorehead was found he saidthat Gent Morgan hid ordered all an ¬

imals to be given up and that hewould have to comply

But said Jap I cant do thatCaptain I have a valuable cargohere and I cant carry it myself

What have youWell these blankets as you see

and a big lot of coflee and somethingin the canteens Try a canteen

The Captain took a taste and anewlight shown In his faceappJer

Then he took another pull or twoand wound up with

Jap you keep that mule and stayalong with headquarters Shoot thefirst cavalryman that tries to takehim away from you And to theman who was waiting to dismountAnderson he said You tell JohnMorgan that this is mymnle he canthave him

The provident and persuasive web-

foot said afterward that he rode tht

mule right along in front like a sufiofficer slept at headquarters thatnight and rode him to Mnrfreesboronut day and at last turned him loosewhen he had nothing for him to car ¬

ry Kentucky Standardv

A Priceless Relic of LincolnSoiled and faded torn and frayed a

letter written by Abraham Lincoln afew months before his assassinationhu been found in some rubbish andpapers on Broadway near the postoffice It reads as tollowa

Executive Masslon WashingtonNov 23 1864 To Mrs Bixby Bos-

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Mass I have been shown in thefile ol the War Department a stateiment of the Adjutant General 01 MasMchuiettathatyou arehe motjber offive sons who died gloriously on thefield of battle-

I feel how weak and fruitless mustbe any word of mine which should at ¬

tempt to begule you from the grief ota losi overwhelming But I cannotrefrain Horn tendering you the conso ¬

lation that may be found in thethanks of the republic they died tosave I pray that our HeavenlyFather may assuage the anguish ofyour bereavement and leave only thecherished memory of love and lostand the solemn pride that must beyour to have laid to costly a sacrificeupon the alter of freedom

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Depopulation of FrancePrance presents the spectacle of a

country that is slowly but surely be ¬

coming depopulated notwithstandingher wealth in the things necessary toprolong life This fact has long beenobserved but has not attracted the at ¬

tentlon it deserves Gradually how ¬

ever the malign conditions that fore-

tell¬

the fate ot tie country have be ¬

comA more aypartat to the casual ob ¬

server and they have now reached apoint where they cannot be ignoredby any friend or wellwisher of theFrench republic aid people Thelifeblood of the nation is being wipedout and Frenchmen wilt eventuallybe only an historic memory unlesssome effective stepsare taken to checktheir declmlnation

The Increase in poponlatlon inPrance just now is practically Imper¬

ceptible During the past five yearsit has amounted to only 444613 oriSper cent this gives a yearly averlie of only threetenths of z per centSeeutyfiveyean ago the exceisolbirths over deaths in that country was6 1 in every 10000 of populationPEtty years ago this excess had fallento 41 tkirty five years ago it was only25 twenty yCari ago it had droppedto 17 ten years ago It was 6 and nowit has fallen to 3 At this rate zerowilt be reached In a Sew years andthen the depopulation of Prance willhave actually begun

In reply to inquiries we have pleas ¬

ure in announcing that Elys LiquidCream Balm is like the solid prepara ¬

tion of that admirable remedy in thatit cleanses and heals membrances affected by nasal catarrh There is nodrying or sneazlng The LiquidCream Balm is adapted to use by pa ¬

tients who have trouble in inhalingthrough the nose and prefer sprayingThe price including spraying tube is75 cents Sold by druggists or mailedby Ely Brothers 56 Warren StreetNew York

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Ousted the Blind Tier ManSays the Horse Cave Gazette As

Mark Twain woulfl say the people ofBonnievllle are on it blggern an Injln They seem to be laying for law ¬

breakers The other day a man cameto that town and ostensibly openeda barber shop It was not long untilthe suspicion of the people werearoused He did nat have theproverbial sign Ill shave youfor nothing and give you a drinkbut it was Ill shave you for noth ¬

ing and sell you a drink But itwas not long until this sapient son ofBacchus saw the sharp end of thelong trigger of K trap and decampedHurrah for the good people of Bonnleville They are made of the rightkind of stuff

CAS OnX4Bun ti HIIIAlwars BuiltBIcuiu

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The practice some people have ofsending their money to snail orderhouses for articles of commerce thatcould be obtained from their homemerchants for the same money qual ¬

ity considered is an enormous one

In these days sharp competition in alllines of merchandise has broughtprices as low as practicable and theperson wko is misled by the prettywords and promises found in the cat¬

alogues of snail order houses willcome to realize alter it id too late thatthey have been swindled There isnot an instance where a person canbuy ah article from these mail orderconcerns any cheaper than they canbuy ot their local merchants and thefact that large quantities of the for ¬

eign goods are shipped back astutebuyers who take the pains to exam ¬

ine the goods before recelvln themis pi oof that the above iii fact

DISAPPOINTED IN LOVE

Were Some of the Worlds Great ¬

est Men m Their Young¬

er Days

It may be of some consolation tothe rejected lover to remember thatmany of the greatest men in historyhave suffered equal pangs and snrvlved the same ordeal to find marriagehappiness elsewhere

Even Byron that most beautifuland fitted of men had more than hisshare of refusals and one of them atleast accomplished by words which

wuloaJyaess of tome beauty who was two yearsolder than himself

Bnt Miss Chaworth treated all theboys shy advances with laughter andcontempt and although he was suffeting the tortures of the lost fOr hersake refused to take him seriouslyBut the crowning blow came whenin an adjoining room he overheadMiss Chaworth say to her maid Doyou think I could care anything for

that lame boy This cruel speechhe afterwards said was like a shotthrough my heart Although it waslate and pitch dark I darted out oithe house and never stopped run ¬

ning until I reached NewsteadShelley too almost as handsome

and as gitted as Byron knew frommore than one experiencethe pangsof rejection Alter he had been expelted from Oxford and gone to Lon ¬

don with his fellow culprit Hogg tolive he felt violently in love with hislandladys daughter who bore thennromatic name of Eliza Jenkins butEliza even though he threatened tocommit suicide in his dlspalr refused

to have anything to do with him andwhen a few mouths later havingthough better ot his suicidal threathe sought to console himself by payIng court to Miss Harrietts Grove a1

pretty cousin she was so alarmed athis heterodoxies that she sent himvery decidedly about his business

When Sheridan following the ex¬

ample of many other amorous youngmen felt over head and ears in love

with Miss Llnleythe beautiful singershe only laughed at his ardor and

made laces at him behind his backand yet he used that subtile and elo-

quent tongue of his with such purposethat he actually ran away with her toa French nunnery and married herafter fighting several duels with hidrivals and her persecutors

When Burke the great politicianand orator was a student at TrinityCollege Dublin he Is said to havhad more than one love disappoint ¬

ment His first Infatuation was totthe daughter of a small pnblicani

whose dark eyes fired the blood of

the young Irishman bnt after co ¬

quetting with him for a short timeshe jilted him in the most heartlessfashion IRs success too with hiscountrywoman Margaret Worffing

ton was no greater although he re ¬

mained her loyal lover to the lastWhen Abraham Lincoln as a youth

of eighteen was living In a rude logcabin In Spencer county Ind andpicking up the rudiments of educe ¬

tion in the intervals of railsplittingand plowing he fell in love with thedaughter of a poor Irish settler in aneighboring log cabin and after manyclumsy failures to declare his love toher in person penned one of his firstletters asking her to become his

wileHenever received an answer to this

clumsy effusion as he afterwardscalled it but when he next metBridget she tossed her head andlooked another way She was much

too good she was said to have declared to marry a gawky farm laborerThen it was that Lincoln left the pa ¬

rental cabin and voyaged as a hiredhand on a flatboad into a greaterworld which before long was to ringwith the name of that gawky farm

boy When thirteen years or so laterAbraham Lincoln became President of

the United States Bridget was stillliving the slatternly wife of a farm

laborer in a log cabin and still pre ¬

served the ill penned letter whichmight if she had been wise made

her the first lady of the landIt is well known that Jean Blbtlste

Bernadotte when he was a private ofmarines was indignantly refused by

a girl of very humble rank whothought herself much too good tomarry a common soldier What herreflections were in later years whenthe despised private was the powerful

King Christian XIV of Sweeden andNorway history does record

plam an ardent believer In signs

and amens The following are infal-

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It is an ill omen to stumblewhen crossing a track in front oi anexpress train Falling against an ac ¬

tive buzzsaw Is the worat possibleluck it frequently precedes an ace ¬

dent of some sort To walk out of afourth story window in ones sleep Is

an almost unfailing sign of approachdeath No man with an atom 61SUto1Ieep

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lines Trying to stop a descendligpile driver with the hands Is a portentof mutilation Arsenic taken inlarge quantities is believed to have amarked effect upon the takers futureJUe To meet a bull in the middle 01

a lot while wearing red signifies youwill soon rise in the world It is un ¬

lucky to sleep out of doors in such aposition that the lull moon will shinein the face when the temperature Isbelow zero Wearing a crash suitduring blizzard unless accompaniedby a rabbits foot is apt to cast nmalign spell on the lungs

Made a Fortune by MistakeDid you ever hear of a fortune made

though a mistake Such is the record 01 George H Bradley Niagaracountys most prominent fruit growerwho died at his home in Somerset afew days ago says the New York

WorldBackin the early forties when the

Niagara farmers began to discoverthat the soil was especially adaptedto fruit growing Mr Bradley decidedtoset out an orchard

Mr Bradley ordered the usual listof varieties Greenings NorthernSpies Baldwin and Russets and justone row of an unfamiliar varietyDuchess of Oldenbnrgs as an experi-ment

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The order ran into severalthousand trees and was placed withan Eastern nurseryman

A month later a carload of trees ar ¬

rived and were set out by a gang oftwenty laborers and another carloadfollowed and were likewise set in theground The orchard extendedalongths lake shore for nearly a halfmile

When picking time came strangesurprise greeted Mr Bradley for ev-

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row of apple trees in his orchardbore the Dutches of Oldenburg vane ¬

ty ot fruitHandsome and palatable the ap

pies were marketable at good pricesfrom the start and as it was an unu ¬

sual variety there was a growing de ¬

maud for it Buyers flocked to Brad-

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and he was soon getting fancyprices for his crop

That sixty acres ae Oldenburgsproved a gold mine One year BradIcy sold his crop for 8750 and manyyears the figures ran above 5000

It was never known just how thenurserymans mistake occurred

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General InformationIron can be drawn into thinner

wire than any other metal except

goldThereis one wood much lighter

than cork This is the marsh anouafound in Brazil

The one hundred and fiftieth aunt ¬

versary of Benjamin v Franklins kiteflying is near at hand

Yellow stains in either timber orlumber are an Indication of dry rotand are regarded as an Injury to thetree or wood

The gourd rattle used among theZunis of New Mexico is made of agourd with a wooden handle a lewpebbles of beans being placed inside

Native gold always contains somesilver and generally a little copperPlatinum and silver are also foundnative but the baser metals are near¬

ly always alloyed with other ele ¬

mentsFishermansay that a lobster gains

half a pound in weight each year oi Itslife The record lobster caught on

the south coast was taken to theNeedles lighthouse and weighed overeight pounds

The naming of a Japanese baby isnot simply the bestowing of a nameupon It soon after its birth by whichit shall be known during its lifetimeThe name of a Japanese is Changed atvarious periods of its life

E P Stephens a prominent horti ¬

culturist of Nebraska has distributedfree to farmers of his State 45000 ap ¬

pIe trees on condition that they wilt

be cultivated according to his direc ¬

tion Mr Stephens will receive odehalf of the yield for a certain numberof years

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Wives cure your husbands 1 1 Chilidren cure your fathers This rimedy is in no sense a nostrum but Isspecific for this disease only and Isso skillfully devised and preparedthat it is thoroughly soluble andpleasant to the taste so that it can begiven in a cup of tea or coflee with ¬

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Mark Twains CriticismSamuel J Clemens better known

as Mark Twain says that Mrs wftllam Astor has Insulted him MrClemens has taken umbrage at a re-

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which Mrs Astor made just Ie

JYIwhatThe men who have amassed theirmillions in all sorts of ways hive nothad advantages in their youth theyhave never had the college educationwithout which nomancanbCagen ¬

tlemanThis is what Mr Clemens said

Why thats a direct personal in¬

suit Mrs Astor and t will have afalling out over that Im afraid Tobe told to my face that I am nogen ¬

tleman and all because I wasnt for ¬

tunate enough to have a rich fithertosend me to college Its too bad toobad Perhaps Mrs Astor when sheuses the word gentleman doesnthave the same meaning in view thatwe other rude people have Sheprobably means a leader of cotillionsspick and span dandy who khtiwsenough to observe the ordinary rulesof politeness when he lion paradeWhy Mrs Astor can not mean thatAndrew Carnegie is no gentleman orthat Abraham Lincoln wasnt theyhod no college education

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