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    NOTE:To appreciate

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    Title.

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    Slides at

    tompeters.com

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    Better title? The excellence bit and thealways bit are fine; its the analysis

    thereof I wish to call into question here..

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    These are a few of theimplicit or explicit things that

    most all gurus [incl. yrs.truly much of the time] focus on.That are mostly or wholly wrong.

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    It seems that all we talkabout are Big Cos.

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    Thats the emergent conclusion

    from Citis woes. (Yikes: Someare muttering the same thing

    about GE.)

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    The Bigger TheyAre: Toyota Takes

    a Tumble on

    Quality

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    Microsofts Struggle With

    Headline, FT, 09.2005

    Troubling at MicrosoftCover Story, BW, 09.2005

    to Move Fast?Headline, BW, 09.2005

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    Biters Bit: How WebGiants Are Losing

    Business as StartupsScurry In.FT, 0725.07 (The

    disruptive innovators of the firstSilicon Valley boom may be failing tokeep up with a new wave of arrivals.)

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    Kovacevich ran Wells Fargo brilliantlyhis other passion was a focus on revenue

    growth rather than a diet of cutting,cutting, cutting. (Reminds me of thesubtitle to my 1997 book, Circle of

    Innovation: You cant shrink your way

    to greatness.)

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    Despite a decade of

    banking mergers, there is

    that big banks are

    any more efficient orprofitable than their smaller

    rivals.Financial Times, 0329.07, onpossible Barclays-ABN Amro merger (When it

    comes to asking the stock market whetherbigger banks are better,

    Citigroup analysis, 2006)

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    When asked to name just one bigmerger that had lived up to

    expectations, Leon Cooperman,former cochairman of Goldman Sachs

    Investment Policy Committee,

    answered:

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    Almost every personal friend I have in the world

    works on Wall Street. You can buy and sell thesame company six times and everybody makes

    money,

    but Im not surewere actually

    innovating. Our challenge is totake nanotechnology into the future, to dopersonalized medicine Jeff Immelt/2005

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    --Stay close to core competence--Strategy is easy to understand

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    Acquisitions are about

    buying market share.

    There is a big difference.

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    I am often asked by would-be entrepreneurs

    seeking escape from life within huge corporatestructures, How do I build a small firm for

    myself? The answer seems obvious:

    .

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    : members ofthe Class of 17 were alive in 87; 18 in 87

    F100; 18 F100 survivors significantlyunderperformedthe market;

    just (2%), ,outperformedthe market from

    1917 to 1987.

    : members of the Class of 57 were alive in

    97; (2.4%) of 500 outperformed the market from 1957 to 1997.

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    Mr. Foster and his McKinsey

    colleagues collected detailedperformance data stretching back 40years for 1,000 U.S. companies. They

    found that of the long-

    term survivors managed to outperformthe market. Worse, the longer

    companies had been in the database,the worse they did.Financial Times

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    Its just a fact:

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    Hope For

    BreakupAdvocates

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    Jeff Bewkes, theNext Boss of Time-

    Warner, Is Likely toBreak Up the

    Company

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    *Worst case: Rape & Pillage

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    Data drawn from the real worldattest to a fact that is beyond

    our control:Everythingin existence tends

    to deteriorate.

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    Odebrecht is a big (heavy industry)Brazilian engineering company.

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    Of Koreas companies

    in 1955, only were still on the

    list in 2004. The 1997 crisis

    destroyed of Koreas

    largest conglomerates.

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    Korea, too.

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    The Big Co situation is nigh

    on hopelessso you mightas well go for it. Youvenothing to lose.

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    With just 80-million people,insanely high wages.

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    Reason!!!

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    Middle-sized stars. (Of long

    standing.*) Global masters. High-value niches.

    *The German secret

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    When I studied them,

    Goldmann had but 11 people, mostPhDs, and a 50% world market share!

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    Principal Mittelstand companies I

    studiedI may be the onlyAmerican whos made a seriousstudy of the Mittelstand??

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    By accident I became enamored with thelargely unsung American Mittelstand.

    Why? They came to my big seminarsthe F500 didnt. (In Search of Excellence

    was pure Big Co.)

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    Chinas success has effectively beenMittelstand-ish. The state-run giants

    have staggered alongthesuccessful startups (many, many areunsuccessful) have been the Chinese

    growth engine.

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    I rarely use Private/Family Co.examples. I aint alone!

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    Source: John Davis, HBS

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    Private.

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    Mostly private.

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    10.6 million women-owned

    companies in the U.S. Mostare private.

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    U.S. firms owned or controlled by Women:( of all firms)

    Growth rate of Women-owned firms vs all firms:

    Rate of jobs created by Women-owned firms vs allfirms:

    Ratio of total payroll of Women-owned firms vs totalfor Fortune 500 firms:

    Ratio of likelihood of Women-owned firms staying inbusiness vs all firms:

    Growth rate of Women-owned companies withrevenues of >$1,000,000 and >100 employees vs allfirms:

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    U.S. employeesthereof > F500

    employees worldwideSource: Martha Barletta, Marketing to Women

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    The growth and

    success of women-owned businesses is

    one of the mostprofound changestakingplace in the

    business worldtoday.

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    Yieldshighest return on investment

    in developing world*

    *better nutrition for family. Better kidseducation. Better health. Higher

    family income. Lower birth rate. Etc.

    Source: Larry Summers, as reported in The Payoff FromWomens Rights, Isobel Coleman,

    Foreign Affairs, May-June 2004

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    Damn few dog-wash

    companies in gurupresentations!

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    Love it! Big bucks from dry basements!!

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    *Salvaged railcars into bridges, etc.

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    Im doing a huge landscaping project. Onebit is to be a little bridge over a little

    stream. Upon Googling little bridge over

    little stream, I found the Essence ofthe/an Economynumerous firms doinglittle bridges. These guys salvage old railcars, and use the frames for little bridges

    over little waterways. Dont ya love it?

    *Lived in same town all adult life

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    Lived in same town all adult life

    *First generation thats wealthy/

    no parental support*Dont look like millionaires, dont dresslike millionaires, dont eat likemillionaires, dont act like millionaires

    *Many of the types of businesses [they]are in could be classified as dull-normal. [They] are welding contractors,auctioneers, scrap-metal dealers, lessors of

    portable toilets, dry cleaners, re-builders ofdiesel engines, paving contractors

    Source: The Millionaire Next Door, Thomas Stanley & William Danko

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    Great term! (See next slide.)

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    Jobs created in the U.S. in Q4 2006. U.S.has deserved great rep in job creation.

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    You get to +500K jobs by destroying

    7.2 million, creating 7.7 millioninone quarter. Talk about churn!

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    Natural selection is death. ...

    ... Deathis the mother of structure. ...It took four billion years of

    death ... to invent the humanmind ...

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    Built to last. Ha!

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    Built to last. Ha!

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    The more successful

    a company, the flatterits forgetting curve.

    Gary Hamel and C.K. Prahalad

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    *Desperately!

    **

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    It is generally much easier to

    than change it

    substantially.

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    Wanted:

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    vs

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    Ill take the latter. (Lasting per se hasnever struck me as much of an aspiration.Apple lasts by re-inventing the world

    time and again. Great!)

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    My favorite company. Around as an

    independent for just a few yearschanged the world.

    Five hundred years before Christ in a little town onthe far western border of the settled and civilized

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    the far western border of the settled and civilizedworld, a strange new power was at work.

    Athens had entered upon herbrief and magnificent floweringof genius which so molded theworld of mind and of spirit thatour mind and spirit today are

    different. What was then produced of art and ofthought has never been surpassed, and the stamp ofit is upon all the art and all the thought of the

    Western world.

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    Built to

    last????

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    Even GM really gave us only

    25 dominating years. Terrific,but hardly forever.

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    Jane Jacobs:

    vs. the Great Blight of Dullness.F.A. Hayek:

    .Joseph Schumpeter: the

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    Legendary churnmeisters.

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    I lived in California-SiliconValley for three decades plus.

    Makes you believe in (1)churn, (2) death, (3) the

    possibility of knocking off the

    impregnables.

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    Chrysler had market cap of$36 billion when Daimler

    bought them in 1998. In effect,Daimler had to pay the private

    equity gang 9 years later to

    take Chrysler off their hands.

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    Holy shit!

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    Holy shit!

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    *Lived in same town all adult life

    *First generation thats wealthy/no parental support*Dont looklike millionaires, dont

    dresslike millionaires, dont eatlikemillionaires, dont actlike millionaires*Many of the types of businesses [they] are in could be

    classified as dull-normal. [They] are welding contractors,auctioneers, scrap-metal dealers, lessors of portable toilets,dry cleaners, re-builders of diesel engines, pavingcontractors

    Source: The Millionaire Next Door, Thomas Stanley & William Danko

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    Deserved its popularitya light year

    away from typical guru Stuff. CEOsworth talking aboutemulating!

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    The Peters-Waterman mantra that

    rocked the world of Strategy uberalles, circa 1980.

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    Setting loose a gaggleof the best and the brightest

    with advanced degrees in mathand economics from theworlds best universities will

    result in permanently reducedrisk in global financial markets.

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    Quant nightmares, circa 2007.

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    Stan ONeal

    Chuck PrinceBill Sharpe &

    The Nobels

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    Stan and Chuck lost their jobs for over-quanting itderivatives of derivatives,

    supposedly (Ha!) taming risk. Sharpe won

    a Nobel in econ for providing the base forthis excellent adventurethe Nobel oughtto be pulled. (By the way, the econ Nobel

    aint actually a Nobel.)

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    Ultimate soft turns out to bethe supposedly ultimate

    hardthe debt instrumentscreated by the quants to

    reduce-eliminate portfolio risk.

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    Nassim Nicholas TalebWarren Buffett

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    Buffet questioned derivatives (hes a so-

    called value investor); so did NNTsee next slide.

    Medicine used to killti t th it

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    more patients than it

    savedjust as financialeconomics* endangers

    the system by creatingrisk.

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    McKinsey 7-S modeldeveloped by Bob Watermanand yrs. truly in 1979still in

    use.

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    (Strategy, Structure, Systems)

    (Style, Skills, Staff, Super-ordinate goal)

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    If I could have chosen not to tackle the IBM culture head-on, I

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    probably wouldnt have. My bias coming in was toward strategy,analysis and measurement. In comparison, changing the attitude

    and behaviors of hundreds of thousands of people is very, very

    hard.

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    Gerstner, the arch-enemy of my soft

    stuff while he was at McKinsey isforced to the wall! (I love it!)

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    Understanding

    the minds eye of

    another person

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    What I learned from my yearsas a hostage3 negotiator is that

    we do not have to feel

    powerlessand thatbonding is the antidote to

    the hostage situation.

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    The terms hard facts, andthe soft stuff used in business

    imply that data are somehowreal and strong while emotionsare weak and less important.

    The capacity to develop close and

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    p y penduring relationships is the mark ofa leader. Unfortunately, many leadersof major companies believe their jobis to create the strategy, organization

    structure and organizationalprocessesthen they just delegate

    the work to be done, remaining alooffrom the people doingthe work. Bill George, Authentic Leadership

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    (of all varieties):

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    Steve Harrison, Adecco

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    F: Relationships, respect, self-realization.

    M: Title, salary, power. (In all myresearch with men, Ive never once

    heard a mention about theimportance of relationships.)

    Source: Susan Rice, former Director of Communications,BBDO Europe (from A Dignified Woman)

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    Spend $500K on a store upgrade

    same crappy staff attitude. Moneywastedor worse.

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    Lock down your annual budget.Immediately go back and cut

    capital spending about 20%, put$$ saved into people!

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    Best company to work for in 2005is a regional grocery chainpeople

    excellence not limited to sexyGenentechs and Googles!

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    Starbucks big secret: Hirefor Smiles!! (Just try and get

    a typical HR type to buyinto that!)

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    Its simple, really,Tom. Hire for s, and,

    above all, promote for

    s.

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    Promote for mostest smiles.

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    Starbucks founder Schultz

    visits 25 stores a weekhands on forever!

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    The

    relationships.

    Always have been! Always

    will be!

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    Who manages more thingsat once? Who puts more effort into their

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    at once?Who puts more effort into their

    appearance? Who usually takes care of thedetails? Who finds it easier to meet newpeople? Who asks more questions in a

    conversation? Who is a better listener? Who

    has more interest in communication skills?Who is more inclined to get involved? Whoencourages harmony and agreement? Who hasbetter intuition? Who works with a longer to

    do list? Who enjoys a recap to the days

    events? Who is better at keeping in touchwith others?

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    The

    Long story. White House failed toinvite VT Senator Jim Jeffords to a

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    invite VT Senator Jim Jeffords to a

    bill signing ceremony. This was thetipping point that led JJ to re-register

    as an Independentand thereby

    cost Republicans control of theU.S. Senate. (Control of one of

    worlds most august electoral bodies

    shifts on the basis of an invitationto a party!

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    (of all varieties):

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    THE PROBLEM IS

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    RARELY/NEVER THEPROBLEM.

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    As you predicted

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    My mind is like a sieve

    Well, looks like we blew it

    [No, no. Us! Theresblame enough to go

    around.]Im really sorry.

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    Talk to one person.

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    Have a [private]conversation. Use

    humor. Talk aboutkids, etc. Ask

    questions. Be thatpersons world.

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    Take the blame. Deserved or not.(Every issue has at least a little

    blameworthiness on both sides.)Taking the heat is a winningstrategy!!

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    [if

    yes:]

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    The ultimate hard stuff is quant financethe product of pure mathguy stuff, the stuff that men are made for! TAKE mark-to-market ANDSuper-senior CDOs [Consolidated Debt Obligations]. They are killing us!!Mark-to-market? Fine! But what, my dears, is the market? Nobody hasa sweet clueespecially the quants. The market/a market/any marketis a function of the long-forgotten [by the quantshard guys, real

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    men] underlying value of the real [not modeled] asset. [E.g. The originalmortgage by real people on a real house]. The quant-hard guys-realmen mega-models know everything about everythingand nothingabout nothing about what matters, the actual value of the actual loan.Citigroup has no less than $60 billion+ tied up in Super-senior CDOs[thought super-safe only weeks agoby the quants]and they have

    no f-ing clue as to the real value of any of it!Soft?Hard?

    Bob Waterman and I, in 1980, developed a mantra in those days of yorewhen strategy [strategic plans] was everything. We said:

    The readily-manipulable numbers are the true soft stuff. Therelationships-leadership-culture-action bias are the true hard stuff.

    Source: TP post, tompeters.com, 1112.07

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    William DonaldSchaefer

    Mayor of Baltimore

    He Cared.

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    Design is treated

    like a religion

    at BMW.

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    Steve Jobs

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    Okay, you say product really ishard. Fair enoughbut my point

    is that the guy in question nevertalked about what he really does toplease the customer.

    Wow I

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    wonder what unimaginablenew tools, otherwise not

    possible, will be quicklybrought forthfor our

    customersbecause ofthis deal?

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    Consider a mega-merger. In theprocess of CEO-to-CEO negotiations,

    is the desired outcome for thecustomer ever discussed?

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    New Zealand bets its future on

    design that shouts coolNew Zealand.

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    C O* ** ***

    *Chief Officer

    **Minister for***Deputy Prime Minister for and

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    The sun is setting on the Information Societyevenbefore we have fully adjusted to its demands as

    individuals and as companies. We have lived as hunters

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    and as farmers, we have worked in factories and now welive in an information-based society whose icon is the

    computer. We stand facing the

    fifth kind of society: theDream Society. Future products will

    have to appeal to our hearts, not to our heads. Now is the

    time to add emotional value to products and services.

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    Saatchi & Saatchi CEO Kevin

    Roberts declares brands deadgives us lovemarks instead.

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    *

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    What % of customers would tattoo

    the brand name somewhere on theirbody? (Talk about love.)

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    *Chief k Officer

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    Spellbinding ExperiencesGamechanging Solutions

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    Value-added beyond the

    old triumvirate

    raw materials,goods services. (Four new rungs.)

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    Backtrack re soft: IBM in mid-90seffectively gives up on M

    [machines]; starts selling solutions

    [IBM Global Services]; builds worldsbiggest Professional Services Firm,

    at close to $60 billion.

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    Local LAN [Local Area Network]

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    Installation Co. re-labels as GeekSquad. Prospers. Starts doing somework for electronics retailer Best Buy.

    Eventually BB purchases GeekSquadmakes their solutions

    package the driver of a revised BBstrategy for differentiation.

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    Spellbinding ExperiencesGamechanging Solutions

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    Lovemark/ Dreams Come True/

    Spellbinding Experiences/ Gamechanging Solutions/

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    PepsiCos former president, AndyPearson, points out to TP that the

    billions upon billions of Pepsi marketcap derived a hard half-roomful

    of Pepsi syrup.

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    Farmer [hard] gets a couple ofpenniesCampbell gets $1.50 for acan off soup. $1.48 is soft stuff.

    Likewise Timberland, where farmeris de facto Chinese manufacturer.

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    (Posted @ tompeters.com by

    K.Sriram, November 27, 2006 1:17 AM)

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    : $10,000 yields : $10,000 yields

    *Forbes/ /Basket of 32 publicly traded stocks

    The winners in business have always played . massive and overwhelming force.

    anomalies your competitors profit

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    anomalies. your competitors profitsanctuaries. your competitor into retreat.

    Approximately Index entries: Customer/s

    (service, retention, loyalty), . People (employees, motivation, morale,

    worker/s), . Innovation (product development, research &

    development, new products),

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    Wh h

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    Why in theWorld did yougo to Siberia?

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    Back to basics in Siberiabusiness at its best. (I pondered this

    a loooooong time.)

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    *

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    (worthy of commitment)

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    (worthy of commitment)

    (room for/encouragementfor initiative)

    (respect, humane)

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    Another effort to summarize.

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    What a title!

    I know nothing like it!

    It was much later that I realizedDads secret. He gained respect bygiving it. He talked and listened to

    the fourth-grade kids in Spring Valleyh hi d h th h

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    the fourth grade kids in Spring Valleywho shined shoes the same way hetalked and listened to a bishop or a

    college president.

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    (worthy of commitment)

    (room for/encouragement

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    ( oo o e cou age e tfor initiative-adventures)

    (respect, grace,integrity, humane)

    (worthy of our clients & extended

    familys continuing custom)

    (period)

    (worthy of commitment)

    (room for/encouragement for initiative-adventures)

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    ( g )

    (respect, grace, integrity, humane)

    (worthy of our clients & extended

    familys continuing custom)

    (period)

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    Recently I asked several corporate executiveswhat decisions they had made in the last year that

    would not have been made were it not for their

    corporate plans.

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    Since all of the plans are marked secret orconfidential, I asked them how their competitors

    might benefit from possession of their plans.

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    The only damned thing Ive learned in

    40+ years! (No kidding!!!!!!)

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    This is so simple it sounds stupid, but it is amazinghow few oil people really understand that

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    You may think youre finding it

    when youre drawing maps andstudying logs, but you have to drill.

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    We made mistakes, of course. Most of them wereomissions we didnt think of when we initially wrote thesoftware.

    We do the same today. While our competitorsare still sucking their thumbs trying to make the design

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    perfect, were already on prototype version

    By the time our rivals areready with wires and screws, we are on version

    Effective prototyping may

    b

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    be

    an

    innovative organization canhope to have.

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    ll f il

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    excellent failures.

    mediocre

    successes.

    In business, you rewardpeople for taking risks.

    When it doesnt work out

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    When itdoesn twork outyou promote them-becausethey were willing to try new

    things.If people tell methey skied all day and neverfell down, I tell them to try

    a different mountain.

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    The Nobel laureate in medicinereveals [to me] his success secret

    vs others with eyes on the prize.

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    !!!!!!!!!!

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    The secret of fast

    progress is

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    progress isinefficiency, fast

    and furious and

    numerous failures.

    Natural selection is death. ...

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    ... Death

    is the mother of structure. ...It took four billion years ofdeath ... to invent the human

    mind ...

    The Silicon Valley of

    today is built less atop

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    today is built less atopthe spires of earlier

    triumphs than upon therubble of earlier

    debacles.Newsweek/ Paul Saffo

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    Courtesy EDS founder Ross Perot

    on EDSs strategy.

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    Scott Simon

    Andrew Higgins , who built landing craft in WWII,refused to hire graduates of engineering

    schools.

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    Hestarted off with 20 employees, and by the middle ofthe war had 30,000 working for him. He turned out

    20,000 landing craft. D.D. Eisenhower told me,

    Andrew Higgins won the war for us. He did it

    without engineers. Stephen Ambrose/Fast Company

    Go on offense.Give everybody a shot.

    Decentralize.Try a bunch of stuff.

    Make it up as you go along.

    Get some stuff wrong.Laugh a lot.

    G t t ff i ht

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    Get some stuff right.Become a success.

    Extract lessons learned or best practices.Thicken the Book of Rules for Success.

    Become evermore serious.Enforce the rules to increasingly tight tolerances.

    Go on defense.Install walls.

    Protect-at-all-costs todays franchise.

    Centralize.Calcify.Install taller walls.

    Write more rules.Become irrelevant and-or die.

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    F A H k d ib d it li

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    F.A. Hayek described capitalism-amarket economy as a spontaneous

    discovery process. [TP: Try it!]

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    I proceeded by trial and error and instinct,and each experiment led to/suggested

    another experiment (or 2 or 10) and to agreater understanding of potentialthe

    plan, though there was none, made itself.And it was far far better (more ambitious

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    And it was far, far better (more ambitious,more interesting, more satisfying) than I

    would have imagined. In fact, the result to

    date bears little or no relationship to what Iwas thinking about at the starta trivial

    self-designed chore may become the engineof my next decade; the brushcutting project

    is now leading Susan and I to view ourentire property, and what it might become-represent, in a new light.

    F.A. My little summer projectb t i f f t

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    becomes a centerpiece of my future.That wasnt the plan. I

    [spontaneously] discovered italong the way.

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    Tradition says that your attitude

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    y ydetermines your behavior. My sort

    says your behavior determines yourattitudethe difference isphilosophical and enormous.

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    You caught me out. Now I say I

    learned FOUR things in 40 years.

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    .

    Execution isa

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    of rigorously

    discussing hows and whats, tenaciouslyfollowing through, and ensuring

    accountability.

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    You caught me out. Now I say I

    learned FOUR things in 40 years.

    Conrad Hilton, at a gala celebrating his life,was asked, What was the most important lesson youve learned

    in you long and distinguished career?

    His immediate answer:

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    The strategy is right. Itscommunicationsproblem.

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    The plan is dead onits

    implementationproblem.Look, weve got the strategy

    rightwe need to fixthe people bit.

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    Organizations calcify.

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    When Carly Fiorina ran HP, division

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    honchos controlled 30% of their

    budgets. Under Mark Hurd, the #jumped to 80%which is the key toaccountability for execution.

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    One more.

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    THE NEW GENDER

    GAP: From kinder-garten to grad

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    garten to grad

    school, boys arebecoming the

    second sexCover story,

    BusinessWeek

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    Source: Headline, Dateline (0526.2007; Khaleej Times)

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    Men [boys] race toward irrelevance.

    Forget ,

    and the: Economic

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    : Economic

    Growth Is Driven

    by .

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    *I believe itits been my lifes work, or a big partthereof, since 1996. But this in 2006 ices the Big Cake.

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    Women are

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    Women are

    majoritymarket

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    Home Furnishings 94%Vacations 92% (Adventure Travel 70%/ $55B travel equipment)

    Houses 91%D.I.Y. (major home projects) 80%

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    Consumer Electronics 51% (66% home computers)

    Cars 68% (90%)All consumer purchases 83%Bank Account 89%

    Household investment decisions 67%Small business loans/biz starts 70%

    Health Care 80%

    Womens CommercialPurchasing Power

    Purchasing mgrs &

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    Purchasing mgrs. &

    agents: 51%HR: >>50%

    Admin officers: >50%Source: Martha Barletta, Marketing to Women

    Mens median income: +0.6%

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    Womens median income: + 63%Source: Martha Barletta, Marketing to Women

    Household spending:

    Investment decisions:Home improvement purchase decisions:

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    New cars:

    Computers: Managers and professionals, overall:New businesses started: (*Women-owned

    businesses as a share of all new businesses: Employeegrowth, 3X; Sales growth, 4X.)

    Source: Marti Barletta, PrimeTime Women(2007)

    >50% of stock ownership, $13T total wealth (2X in 15 years)

    >$7T consumer & biz spending (>50% GDP; > Japan GDP);>80% consumer spdg (Consumer = 70% all spdg)

    57% BA degrees (2002); = ed & social strata, no wage gap

    60% Internet users; >50% primary users of

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    electronic equipment

    >50% biz trips

    WimBiz: Employees > F500; 10M+: 33% all US Biz

    Pay from 62% of male pay in 1980 to 80% today; equalif education, social status, etc are equal

    60% work; 46M (divorced, widowed, never married)

    Source: Fara Warner,

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    Source:

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    *manage their lives and the lives of their familiesKelley Mooney, president, Resource Interactive

    The 91% Factor!

    More than 9 in 10 womenage 35 - 49 say they

    either make or at least

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    either make or at least

    equally influence theirhousehold purchasesofhome electronics.

    Source: Andrea Learned, co-author, Dont Think Pink

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    They are less likely tohold a losing investment too long, and

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    g g,less likely to wait too long to sell a

    winner; theyre also less likely to put toomuch money into a single investment or

    to buy a reputedly hot stock without

    doing sufficient research.

    Women Beat Menat Art of Investing

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    at Art of Investing

    Source: Headline, Miami Herald, reporting on a study by

    Profs. Terrance Odean and Brad Barber, UC Davis(Cause: Guys are in and out of stocks

    more often; women choose carefully and holdon for the long term)

    JBQ: Stop Treating Women Investors Like Idiots!

    Why all this focus on women and our lack ofinvestment guts? A far greater problem, it

    seems to me, is trigger-happy speculation,mostly by men. The kind of guys whose familysavings went south with the dot-coms Imagine

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    savings went south with the dot coms. Imaginea list of their money mistakes:Shoot from the

    hip. Overtrade their accounts. Believe theyresmarter than the market. Think with their

    mouse rather than their brain. Praise their owngenius when stocks go up. Hide their mistakes

    from their wives.

    Source: Newsweek01.08.01

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    Not just an American phenomenon.

    The

    in sales situation is the

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    of the buyer, and

    more importantly, how thesalesperson communicates

    to the buyers gender.

    The Perfect Answer

    Jill and Jack buyslacks in black

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    Source: , Jeffery Tobias Halter

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    (mom-centered to majority consumer; notvia kids)

    (Do it [everything!] Herself)

    (more than house cleaner)(right-hand rings/$4B)

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    (women = emotional centers of the household)(> jock endorsements; new def sports; majority consumer)

    (young girls want friends, not a blond stereotype)

    Source:

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    Cases!!

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    Women were either ignoredin favor of focusing on men

    generally considered theindustrys most frequent

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    users and therefore its most

    important consumersor theywere cast in the role of momswho were simply conduits to

    their children.

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    1. Men and women are different.2. Very different.3. .4. Women & Men have a-b-s-o-l-u-t-e-l-y

    nothing in common.5 W b l t t ff

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    5. Women buy lotsa stuff.

    6. .7. Womens Market = Opportunity No. 1.8. Men are (STILL) in charge.9.

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    M l i t t

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    My conclusionstongue not

    particularly in cheek.

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    [Headline.] Even today in the modern,

    developed world, surveys show that parents still prefer to havea boy rather than a girl. One longstanding reason boys have

    been seen as a greater blessing has been that they are expectedto become better economic providers for their parents old age.

    Yet it is time for parents to think again.Girls get better grades in school than boys, and in

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    most developed countries more women than men go touniversity.

    And women are more likely to provide sound advice on

    investing their parents neste.g.: surveys show that womenconsistently achieve higher financial returns than men do.

    Furthermore, the increase in female employment in the richworld has been the main driving force of growth in the last

    couple of decades.

    Source: , April 15, Leader, page 14

    Continuing on page 73:

    (Headline.) More stats: Around the globe

    since 1980, women have filled two new jobs for everyonetaken by a man. Women are becoming more important in the

    global marketplace not just as workers, but also as

    consumers, entrepreneurs, managers and investors.

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    A couple of final assertions: (1) It

    is now agreed that the single best investment that can bemade in the developing world is educating girls. (2) Also,

    surprisingly, nations with the highest female laborforceparticipation rates, such as Sweden and the U.S., have

    the highest fertility rates; and those with the lowestparticipation rates, such as Italy and Germany, have the

    lowest fertility rates.

    Source: April 15, page 73

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    2 Years, 941 mgrs (672M, 269F);

    360 feedback Women: better in 20 of 20

    categories; 15 of 20 with statistical

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    categories; 15 of 20 with statisticalsignificance, incl. decisiveness,

    planning, setting stds.)Men are not rated significantlyhigher by any of the raters in any

    of the areas measured. (LP)

    Link [rather than rank]workers; favor interactive-collaborative leadership

    style [empowerment beats top-down decisionmaking];sustain fruitful collaborations; comfortablewith sharing information; see redistribution of power

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    g ; pas victory, not surrender; favor multi-dimensional

    feedback; value technical & interpersonal skills,individual & group contributions equally;readily

    accept ambiguity; honor intuition as well aspure rationality; inherently flexible; appreciate

    cultural diversity

    Guys want to put everybody intheir hierarchical place. Like,should I have more respect for

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    should I have more respect for

    you, or are you somebody thatssouth of me?Paul Biondi, Mercer Consultants[from Its Not Business, Its Personal, Ronna Lichtenberg]

    On average, women and menpossess a number of different

    innate skills. And current

    trends suggest that manysectors of the twenty-first-

    i

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    century economic

    community are going toneed the natural talents ofwomen.Helen Fisher, The First Sex: The

    Natural Talents of Women and How They Are Changingthe World

    23 people, all from ourcompany (More or less amenable to orders)

    43 people from 7 companiesin 4 countries on 3 continents (Moved only by

    effective persuasion and development ofcommon commitment)

    Rote work incl most white

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    Rote work, incl. most white-

    collar work (Amenable to orders, powerexercised directly)Project work, team work,

    mixed-group work, creative work, co-creation with

    clientmicroprocessors do the rote stuff(Commitment is voluntary, leadership is bydeveloping positive relationships, inducing

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    1. We are in a War for Talent.2. The war will intensify.3. There is a severe shortage of effective leaders

    at all levels.4. Women are under-represented in our

    leadership ranks at or near the top.5. Women and men are different; new science

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    5. Women and men are different; new science reinforces this view.

    6. Womens strengths match the New Economysleadership needsto a striking degree.

    7. Women are also the principal purchasers ofgoods and servicesretail and commercial.

    8.

    Catalyst just completed a studyshowing that companies with at

    least three women directorsperformed significantly betterthan average in terms of return on

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    than average in terms of return on

    equity (16.7% better), return onsales (16.8%), and return on

    invested capital (10%)

    Source: Newsweek, 1015.07/16% of S&P500 boardmembers are women; 9% (45) no women

    make [all] the financial decisions.control [all] the wealth.[substantially] outlive men.start most of the new businesses.

    work force participation rates have

    soared worldwide.are closing in on same pay for same

    job.are penetrating senior ranks rapidly

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    are penetrating senior ranks rapidly

    [even if the pace is slow for the corner

    office per se].leadership strengths are exceptionally well

    aligned with new organizational effectivenessimperatives.

    are better salespersons than men.

    buy [almost] everythingcommercialas well as consumer goods.

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    Headline, USN&WR

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    Q.E.D.

    One thing is certain: Womens rise to power,which is linked to the increase in wealth percapita, is happening in all domains and at all

    levels of society. Women are no longer content

    to provide efficient labor or to be consumerswith rising budgets and more autonomy tospend. This is just the beginning. The

    phenomenon will only grow as girls prove to be

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    phenomenon will only grow as girls prove to bemore successful than boys in the school

    system.

    Aude Zieseniss de Thuin, Financial Times, 10.03.2006

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    Aude Zieseniss de Thuin,Financial Times, 10.03.2006

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    And another

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    18-44:

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    55+: (55-64: )

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    Fifty-four years of age has beenthe highest cutoff point for any

    marketing initiative Ive ever beeninvolved in. Which is pretty weirdwhen you consider age 50 is right

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    when you consider age 50 is right

    about when people who haveworked all their lives start to havesome money to spend.

    One particularly puzzling category of youth-obsession is the highly coveted target of men18-34, and its always referred to as highly

    coveted category. Marketers have been

    distracted by men age 18-34 because they aregetting harder to reach. So what?Who wantsto reach them?Beyond fast food and beer, they

    dont buy much of anything. The theory is

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    y y g ythat if you get them while theyre young,

    theyre yours for life.

    Our marketers undervalue

    d th (t i)

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    womenand the surge (tsunami)of boomers-geezers.

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    Profound. (And more or less

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    Profound. (And more or less

    profoundly new.)

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    Average # of cars purchased per

    household, lifetime: Average # of cars bought per household

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    after the head of household reaches

    age 50:

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    Americans buy 13 cars in our

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    y

    lifetimes. We buy seven post-50!

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    Marketers attempts at reachingthose over 50 have been miserably

    unsuccessful.

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    Peter Francese, founding publisher, American Demographics

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    >74: $100K

    Boomer turns 50: every 7 seconds. 2009: majority ofU.S. households headed by someone over 50. 2006-2016: U.S. population up 22.9 million; 22.1 million in

    over-50 group. 2006: 1 in 5 adults is F, over 50.Women between 50-70 who are single: 35%. Age

    45-54: highest average income, $59, 021 (nationalaverage is $42,209). FASTEST GROWING INCOMECATEGORY: WOMEN, 55-64 (4X men in samecategory). Women, age 60-64: 50% still in

    workforce. Highest net worth: families, 55-64

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    g ,($182,000). People over 50: 70% to 79% of all

    financial assets; 80% of all savings accounts; 62% ofall large Wall Street asset accounts; 66% of $$

    invested in the stock market. Age 50+: 29% ofpopulation, 40% of total consumer spending, 50% ofdiscretionary spending. Next 2 decades: BOOMERS

    WILL INHERIT $14 TRILLION-$25 TRILLION (largestintergenerational transfer of wealth in history).

    E.g.: New cars & trucks: 20% morespending. Meals at full-service restaurants:

    +29%. Airfare: +38%. Sports equipment:+58%. Motorized recreational vehicles:

    +103% Wine: 113% Maintenance repairs

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    +103%. Wine: 113%. Maintenance, repairs

    and home insurance: +127%. Vacationhomes: +258%. Housekeeping & yard

    services: +250% to +500%.

    wealth (70%)/ annual income

    all discretionary spending

    own homes

    credit card users

    41% /48% l

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    41% new cars/48% luxury cars$610B healthcare spending/

    74% prescription drugs

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    **45% larger than 18-43; 60% larger by 2010

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    : TheSweetest of

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    Sweet Spots for

    Marketers

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    /Desiresfor /Young adulthood/to 38

    / Desires tobe by others/Middle

    adulthood

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    /Desires fortranscending /Late

    adulthoodSource: David Wolfe and Robert

    Luxury goods for the home . Fashion & jewelry ...Luxury cars ..

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    Experiential luxury** ..

    */Unity Marketing

    **Travel, dining, entertainment, spa & beauty

    Source: European Business(04.2007)

    Older people have an image problem. Asa culture, were conditioned toward youth.

    When we think of youth, we thinkenergetic and colorful; when we think of

    middle age or mature, we think tired andwashed out. and when we think of old orsenior, we think either exhausted and

    gray or, more likely, we just dont think.

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    Yet advertisers

    remain astonishingly indifferent to them.

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    Again

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    Again.

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    Twenty-four percent of the worldsconstruction in the postage stamp

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    construction in the postage stamp

    called

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    And another.

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    ,as long asthey could see two or three years of EPS growth. I preached revenueand the analysts eyes would glaze over. Now revenue is in because

    so many got caught, and earnings went to hell.

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    The Commerce Bank story in retailbanking was amazing. (Theyve just

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    been bought by Toronto Dominion.)

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    Hill founded the bank.

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    Hill founded the bank.

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    C O*

    *Chief Officer

    .

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    Competitive costs are important. Agreat CFO is worth her-his weight in

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    gold. But will somebody p-l-e-a-s-erepresent the revenue side?

    vs.

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    (Operational Excellence+)

    Bowl with little candies at theImmigration cops booth in

    Singapore. Message: Welcome

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    to Singapore. Were glad yourehere. (Not exactly typical of

    immigration cops!)

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    Free lemon in a basket at the fishmarket. Often as not Ive made a

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    $50+ purchase. But its the lemonI remember.

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    Banker in Bologna changes dollars

    for Euros for me. Takes my passport[required]. Sees that its my birthday.

    Hands me cash with a hearty

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    happy birthday. Big deal? Little

    deal? Per me:

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    Disney carefully manages the all-important first and last impressions.

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    p pAnother TGR.

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    Harley exec, quoted in

    Good hotel/ Happy guest/

    Exceeded Expectationsvs.

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    The latter three are much more

    inclusive-powerful. This is notsemantic games. Not for the

    Four Seasons hotels! Its a dollars

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    [many] and cents issue-opportunity-strategy-brand statement-basis

    for a Lovemark.

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    First Step (?!): Hire atheater director,

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    as a consultantor FTE!

    Car designers need to create a

    story. Every car provides an

    opportunity to create anadventure.

    The Prowler makes yousmile.

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    Why? Because its focused. It has aplot, a reason for being, apassion.

    Freeman Thomas, co-designer VW Beetle;designer Audi TT

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    Finally

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    The Unlucky Thirteen:

    Big companies!

    Public companies!

    Cool industries!

    Stability!Famous CEOs!

    Hard stuff!

    Plans!

    S !

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    Success!Men!

    Young!

    Incrementalism-Kaizen

    Minimization!

    Uniformity!

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    Fifty-three people equal fifty-threetotally different cases of individualhuman development. They (we!!) are

    not standardized. (Great teacher treats each kid as totally differentfrom the rest. Right?) (53 is the

    b f l N i l

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    number of players on a NationalFootball Rosterthe point is that in

    sport youd never think of using

    standardized evaluations.

    Diverse groups of problem solversgroups of people with diverse tools

    consistently outperformed groups of thebest and the brightest. If I formed twogroups, one random (and therefore

    diverse) and one consisting of the bestindividual performers, the first group

    l t l did b tt

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    almost always did better.

    Wow! (Read the book.)

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    Pose a problem on the Webnumerous folks from numerous

    b k d ill t id

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    backgrounds will come to your aid.

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    Richard Florida,The Rise of the Creative Class

    My wife and I went to a [kindergarten] parent-teacher conference

    and were informed that our budding refrigerator artist, Christopher,would be receiving a grade of Unsatisfactory in art. We wereshocked. How could any childlet alone our childreceive a poor

    grade in art at such a young age?

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    Yuck.

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    No normal people in a history. Sowhy do we avoid abnormal? (0 for

    800 400 page text 2 people

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    800: 400-page text, 2 peoplementioned per page on average.)

    /Core: 0Design/Elective: 1

    /Core: 0Creati it /Electi e 4

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    Creativity/Elective: 4

    /Core: 0Innovation/Elective: 6

    B-schools: Yuck II.

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    [Former Fed Vice-chairman Alan] Blinder remains animplacable opponent of tariffs and trade barriers. But

    now he is saying loudly that a new industrial revolutioncommunication technology that allows services to be

    delivered from afarwill put as many as

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    at risk of being shipped out of the country

    in the next decade or two.*

    *Blinder: 40 million =

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    Not just jobs at risk. The best

    jobs are at risk

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    jobs are at risk.

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    No guarantees! We must behave as

    boss of our own show!

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    boss-of-our-own-show!

    1. (Best/Absurdly Good at Something!)2. (All Work = Memorable/Braggable WOW Projects!)3. 4. (From vertical/hierarchy/suck up loyalty to

    horizontal/colleague/mate loyalty)5. (A sleepless Eye for Opportunity!6. (CEO, Me Inc. 24/7!)7. (Play a dozen parts simultaneously, from

    Chief Strategist to Chief Toilet Scrubber)

    8. (A willingness to Screw Up & Move On)

    9. (Bring interesting you to work!)

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    9. ( g te est g you to o )10. (E.g.: How Cool-Active is your

    Web site? Do you Blog?)

    11. (Your own CSO/Chief Storytelling Officer)12. (Your own CLO/Chief Learning Officer)13. (Show up on time! Leave last!)

    Stuff we need to know.

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    When we

    were in the caves we were all self-

    employed . . . finding our food, feedingourselves. Thats where human history

    began . . . As civilization came wesuppressed it. We became labor

    because they stamped us You are

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    because they stamped us, You arelabor. We forgot that we are

    entrepreneurs.

    Source: Muhammad Yunus/2006 Nobel Peace prize winner,

    father of micro-lending /The News HourPBS/1122.2006

    Entrepreneurial traits are not sorarein fact, Yunus suggests they

    are normal as normal can be

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    are normal as normal can be.

    Thomas Stanley has not only foundno correlation between success in school andan ability to accumulate wealth, hes actuallyfound a negative correlation. It seems that

    school-related evaluations are poorpredictors of economic success, Stanleyconcluded. What did predict success was awillingness to take risks. Yet the success-

    failure standards of most schools penalizedrisk takers Most educational systems reward

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    failure standards of most schools penalizedrisk takers. Most educational systems rewardthose who play it safe. As a result, those who

    do well in school find it hard to take risks

    later on.

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    We are as strange as the people wehang out within every nook andcranny of the organizational

    community of which we are a part Rei i [ ] hi

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    community of which we are a part. Reinnovation [ ], thisis a veeeeery big deal.

    [CEO A.G.] Lafley has shiftedP&Gs focus on inventing all itsown products to developing

    others inventionsat least half the

    time One successful example

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    time. One successful exampleMr. Clean Magic Eraser, based ona product found in an Osaka

    market.

    Another very big dealP&G washeadquarters of not invented

    hereif we didnt invent it it wast th i ti !

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    here if we didn t invent it, it wasnot worth inventing!

    (Gerstner/Amex, Dow/Marriott, Grove/Intel,

    1%

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    Bedbury/Starbucks/ 1% )

    Starbucks branding guru ScottBedbury felt the company was getting

    stale. He asked founder HowardSchultz for 1% of the yearsconstruction budget to play with.

    Surrounded by the companys coolest

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    Surrounded by the company s coolestpeople, he tried a dozen new formats.Most failed, as expected. A couple

    became big winners.

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    To test weird stuff, we needweird playmatesas far away

    from home/HQ as possible!

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    from home/HQ as possible!

    At

    its core, every(!!!)relationship-partnership

    decision (employee,vendor, customer, etc)is astrategicdecision

    about:

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    about:

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    The Lucky Thirteen:

    SMEs!

    Private companies!

    Dull industries!

    Churn!laudable CEOs!

    Soft stuff!

    Excellence!

    Action-Execution!

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    Women!

    Boomers-Geezers!

    Imagination Unbound!

    Accentuate the Positive!

    Individuality!

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    (IBD/09.05)

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    (+TPs writing room pics)

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    What is your vision forthe future? What have you

    accomplished since your first book?Close your eyes and imagine me

    immediately doing something about

    what youve just said. What would itbe? Do you feel you have an

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    what you ve just said. What would itbe? Do you feel you have anobligation to Make the world a

    better place?

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    BZ:

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    The role of the Director is to create aspace where the actors and actresses

    can

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    Groups become great only wheneveryone in them, leaders and

    members alike, is free to do his orher absolute best.

    The best thing a leader can do for aG t G i t allow its

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    gGreat Group is to allow its

    members to discover their

    greatness.

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    Being aware ofyourself and how you

    affect everyonearound you is what

    distinguishes a

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    distinguishes asuperior leader.

    What do others think of you? Whatdo you think of you?

    What are the little things you (perhaps unconsciously) do that

    cause people to shrivelor blossom? What doyou want? Are you aware of your changing

    moods? How fragile is your ego? Do you have a true confidant? Do you perform briefor not-so-brief self-assessments? Do you talk too much?

    Do you know howto listen? What is your style of hashing things

    out? Are you perceived as (a) arrogant, (b) abrasive (c) attentive,

    (d) genuinely interested in people, (e) etc? Areyou flexible? Have you changed your mind about anything important

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    you flexible? Have you changed your mind about anything importantin a while? Are you comfortable-uncomfortable with folks on thefront line?

    Are you too

    emotional/intuitive? Are you too unemotional/rational? Do youspend much time with people who are new to you?

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    One of

    my superstitions had always been

    when I started to go anywhere or

    to do anything,

    or stop

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    ,or stop,until the thing intended was

    accomplished.

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    The most

    successful peopleare those who

    are good at plan B

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    are good at plan B. James Yorke, mathematician, on chaos theory

    in The New Scientist

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    I used to have a rule for myself that at any point intime I wanted to have in mind as it so happens,also in writing, on a little card I carried around withme the three big things I was trying to get done.

    Not two.Not four.

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    Not five.Not ten.Three.

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    Anon.

    The leaders of Great Groups

    and knowwhere to find it. They

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    inspired by Robert Greenleaf

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    I cant tellyou how manytimes we passed up hotshots

    for guys we thought were betterpeople, and watched our guys do a lot betterthan the big names, not just in the classroom, but on

    the fieldand, naturally, after they graduated, too.

    Again and again, the blue chips faded out, and ourlittle up-and-comers clawed their way to all-

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    little up and comers clawed their way to all

    conference and All-America teams.

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    Its simple, really,

    Tom. Hire for s, and,above all, promote for

    s

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    s.

    Go for the soft attributesdamn it!

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    Every human being is following their owngrowth trajectoryin general and relative to the

    organization-team of which they are a part.Hence standardized evaluation instruments are

    an abominationwith housekeepers as well asscientists. (Our dream teacher for our kids is theone who treats each kid differently. The teacher-

    from-hell treats them all the same.) (The 53

    comes from football. The roster of an NFL teamis 53 players. Obviously, wed never treat

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    y yplayers as interchangeable blocks. Whats the

    difference between a 53-person football team or

    dance company and a 53-person finance or ISdepartment? None!)

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    Diverse groups of problem solversgroups of people with diverse toolsconsistently outperformed groups of thebest and the brightest. If I formed two

    groups, one random (and thereforediverse) and one consisting of the bestindividual performers, the first group

    almost always did better.

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    Forget ,and the: Economic

    Growth Is Driven

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    G o t s eby .

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    Link [rather than rank]

    workers; favor interactive-collaborative leadershipstyle [empowerment beats top-down decision

    making];sustain fruitful collaborations; comfortablewith sharing information; see redistribution of power

    as victory, not surrender; favor multi-dimensionalfeedback; value technical & interpersonal skills,

    individual & group contributions equally;readilyaccept ambiguity; honor intuition as well as

    ti lit i h tl fl ibl i t

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    pure rationality; inherently flexible; appreciatecultural diversity

    Old days: 20-person project team. All fromour company. New days: 20-person

    project team. Six companies in 4 countries

    represented. Cant bark orders. (This isadded to when we acknowledge that our

    value-added will come from creatives

    also far less amenable to standardhierarchical approaches.) Old hierarchydi i M hi h i d

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    disappearing. Men are hierarchy oriented;women tend to lead through relationship

    development.

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    *Leadership Positions/D&T/1992-2002/

    Deloitte losing great women. Discover itsbecause women see male-dominated

    hierarchy above, and dont want to waste

    time since top slots not available. Deloittemakes female retention centerpiece of

    strategy. Among other things, in a decade

    senior positions held by women growfrom 14 to 168. Progress publicly reported

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    in Womens Initiative Annual Report. (In2007, Deloitte voted best company for

    fresh-caught college grads to work for.)

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    In Australia, TP pinned against wall bywoman financial-services CEO: What

    would you